Barry Manilow and you think this is optional, don't you A good bottom knows there's always the possibility for buttsex, but it can be much like the Sword of Damocles so we have a fibre-rich diet to ensure a sufficient cleanse of the butt at barely any notice. You guys can handle the sex bit, I'm sure. Unfortunately this is an absolute must. Now that your butt's all clean, it comes to the actual sexy bit. But whatever you decide to stick up your butt, be sure it has a flared end thanks imaginationing I can't tell you how many people like, 5 or maybe even so many as 6 people have told me that it hurts when they get a dick shoved up their ass. Make the transitions a bit longer.
Sex without both parties enjoying it isn't sex: Again, feel free to PM me if you have any questions, concerns, cock, or comments. We're talking buttsex, if you're squeamish about it you really shouldn't be having buttsex in the first place It's always good to give about a 24 hour heads-up to impending buttsex.
But I will tell you a bit about what you'll be looking for:. Just a few things no buttsex session should go without:
How to Avoid a Shitty Time: A Guide to Buttsex
Just wipe your dick off and you're done. Because guess what's behind that thin wall? If you have any questions, comments, dick pics, or barely-coherent and vague death threats, please feel free to PM me, I may compile an FAQ to answer your questions and concerns if there's enough interest. Hide old embed code. The easiest way to ensure a relatively painless buttsex session is to take things gradually and make sure the sphincter is properly stretched before insertion of the penis. I like how there's half as many favorites as upvotes. Anyway, if you do decide to use an anal douche, give yourself at least an hour before the buttsex happens so your intestines can re-coat themselves with goo.